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    Friday, November 20th, 2009
    1:24 pm
    Is it really expecting too much of 7 year-olds to think they'd have enough sense to KEEP THE FUCKING DOOR CLOSED on a freezing day?

    Apparently, it is.


    FUCK I hate children.
    Monday, November 16th, 2009
    11:44 pm
    I can already say at this point that playing Gears of War 2 on high definition with a good set of speakers is an entirely different experience than with the ancient tv.
    Sunday, November 15th, 2009
    11:13 pm
    Calling all geeks...
     I have some electronics queries....

    1.
    I bought a Samsung SyncMaster 2333 LCD HDTV/monitor this weekend. I've managed to get my Xbox 360 all hooked up and working fine on it, but I'm unable to get my cable tv to function. Coming from my cable box are three jacks; red, yellow and white. However, the tv only has receptacles for green, blue and red, plus a red and white pair that is labeled as audio. I tried various configurations, but the best I can get is a black and white picture with no audio. What can I do?

    2.
    Back in early 2008, my computer broke down. It was working fine up until I turned it off, disassembled it, and shipped it across town to a new apartment. When I hooked it all back up, there was no image on the monitor. I tried again with a different monitor, same problem. I dusted everything off tonight and hooked it up to the new set, but still the monitor gets no signal. My best guess, based on very limited knowledge, is that my video card must be shot...or could it be something else?

    Any input is greatly appreciated.
    Monday, November 2nd, 2009
    10:03 pm
    I will take this moment to thank Swine Flu hysteria for causing my principal to close my school, giving me a week off.

    Here's to you, pigs!

    Current Music: Motorhead - Bomber
    12:15 am
    It was just as good the second time around...
     Photobucket

    Now, if someone could devise a way to infuse these with chili and cheese, we would surely have found what the gods eat in Valhalla.

    Current Music: Foo Fighters - Everlong
    Thursday, October 29th, 2009
    11:03 pm
    Give this a listen...
     ...and reflect on how much still applies today.

    Friday, October 9th, 2009
    8:06 pm
    What we got here is...failure...to communicate... Some men, you just can't reach. So, ya get what we had here last week, which, is the way he wants. Well, he gets! I don' like it any mo' than you.

    Can't we all just...get along?

    ....................................................................

    Now...Where's my Nobel Prize?
    Wednesday, October 7th, 2009
    9:19 pm
    Thursday, September 24th, 2009
    2:30 pm
    Monday, September 7th, 2009
    9:34 pm
    T-minus 6 months and counting.
    Tuesday, September 1st, 2009
    11:41 pm
    Whew... haven't dusted this thing off in a while...

    So, Ted Kennedy is another dead Kennedy, and the world is a slightly better place.

    Obama's honeymoon is over, and he's about to get buttfucked by the wedding party.

    Slow summer for news, I guess... But I'm good.

    Current Music: Metallica - All Nightmare Long
    Thursday, August 6th, 2009
    8:26 pm
    LOL
     Cash for Clunkers. Jesus H. Christ.

    I guess I was wrong: Obama's administration really is dumber than shit.

    Current Music: Pink Floyd - Time
    Saturday, July 25th, 2009
    1:51 am
    I am ashamed to admit that despite not having drawn a sober breath after 5pm for over a week, and few enough sober breaths before noon, I miscalculated and ran out of scotch tonight. All the shops that sell it around here are closed.

    I have failed.

    I have failed all of you who may depend upon my depravities for your readinbg enjoyment.

    I have failed myself.

    Current Music: Slayer - Eyes of the Insane
    Sunday, July 19th, 2009
    12:00 am
    And...tonight, your humble LJ'er proved that he is the kind of guy who will risk life and limb riding through a monsoon in the middle of the night, half-blinded by fogged glasses and with a bottle of scotch shoved down his pants, rather than pay $60 for a motel room that lacks internet access and porn channels.

    Current Music: Amon Amarth - Runes to My Memory
    Tuesday, July 7th, 2009
    8:40 pm
    I'm increasingly of the opinion that the greatest obstacle Korean kids face in learning English is their Korean mothers.

    Current Music: Rebel Meets Rebel - Nothin' to Lose
    Thursday, July 2nd, 2009
    10:54 pm
    I'm disheartened, but not surprised, to see so many on the right jump into tinfoil hat territory.
    Tuesday, June 30th, 2009
    12:08 am
    Something to start thinking about, conservatives...
     http://www.jonathanrauch.com/jrauch_articles/conservatism-attack-of-the-zombie-party/

    "IT IS the summer of 2008. I am watching the telecast of the Republican convention with a sinking feeling. Here is Mitt Romney. The former governor of Massachusetts (repeat: Massachusetts), and current quarter-billionaire (that’s "billion," with a B), denounces "Eastern elites." Excuse me? Then he says we need change "from a liberal Washington to a conservative Washington"–as if George McGovern, not George W. Bush, had been president for eight years.

    Here is Rudy Giuliani. The former mayor of New York City (repeat: New York City) sneers that Democrats are "cosmopolitan." He paints the election as "we, the people" against "the media" and "Hollywood celebrities." As if it were Barack Obama who had spent most of his life and career in New York and whose second wife (second of three, by the way) was a television personality and star of The Vagina Monologues.

    The crowd eats it up. Me, I am a little stunned. Even a convention audience, I would have thought, could not be manipulated so obviously, so cheaply. Ah, but now Sarah Palin, the vice presidential nominee, takes her turn. Surely, I tell myself, the bad-cop, snarling Giuliani has set the stage for an optimistic, big-tent, Reaganesque "City on a Hill" speech.

    But no: We get the pit bull with lipstick.

    Palin is an unknown quantity, a neophyte in national politics. Yet Republicans who once might have wondered where a potential president stands on major issues now find it more than enough to know that she is a pro-life hockey mom who annoys liberals and can field dress a moose. It becomes evident, as they adulate her, that they regard her provinciality as being, in and of itself, a qualification for the presidency. As I watch, it dawns on me that the American conservative movement is not just down on its luck, it is zombiefied. "
    Friday, June 26th, 2009
    1:37 am
    Just for the record
     I think President Obama has steered quite well during this Iranian business.
    Wednesday, June 24th, 2009
    10:46 pm
    31
     Let there be feasts, libations, and great, golden copulations.
    Monday, June 22nd, 2009
    2:35 pm
    Live Journal is nothing without me.
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